The extra poundage came from my lack of exercise
With pants to tight to breathe and zippers threatening to quit
It’s time to buy some workout gear, some pants that actually fit
I’d head to Dick’s, gift card in hand, $100 to shop
Puma shoes, yoga slacks and a Nike layering top.
Looking good, no fear of sweat, I’d head off to the gym
And take the first steps towards my goal of looking fit and trim.